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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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