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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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