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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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