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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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