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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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