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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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