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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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