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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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