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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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