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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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