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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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