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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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