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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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