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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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