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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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