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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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