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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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