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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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