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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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