Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.