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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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