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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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