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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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