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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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