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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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