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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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