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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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