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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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