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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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