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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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