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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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