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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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