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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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