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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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