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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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