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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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