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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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