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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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