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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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