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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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