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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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