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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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