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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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