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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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