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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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