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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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