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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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