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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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