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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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