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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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