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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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