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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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