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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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