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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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