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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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