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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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