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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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