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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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