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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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