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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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