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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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