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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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