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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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