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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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