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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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