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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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