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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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