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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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