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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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