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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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