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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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