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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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