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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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